M Vs F

Daphne Binks: It was such a crazy day. I can't wait to watch, like, a hundred hours of Gossip Girl.
Aaron Green: Me, too. Or instead of that, we could go see The Pixies and The Mars Volta play a show.
(...)
Daphne Binks: If you stay, I'll have sex with you.
Aaron Green: I feel like you're blackmailing me with your genitals. That's not fair.
Daphne Binks: Well, then do it to me.
Aaron Green: Listen, if you don't go to that concert, you don't get any of my penis tonight.
Daphne Binks: I think I'm gonna stay home.
Aaron Green: Blackmail does not work with the penis. It doesn't work...